Why are you selling these shirts?
This shop is the only store authorized to sell encyclopediadramatica and ohinternet.com shirts and merchandise.
When will I receive my order?
Orders are generally shipped within 1-2 weeks of being placed. Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery for in stock shirts shipped through USPS first class mail. It takes longer for other types of shipping and for international shipping. International shipping often takes a long time due to customs and travel time. Please be patient.
But I want to know exactly when my stuff will get here! Tell me now!!!
For international orders, we are unable to determine an exact time. You will receive a confirmation email when your order is shipped.
For US orders, when your order is shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email that contains the USPS tracking number. It will also contain a link to the USPS track and confirm site. Once there you can refresh your tracking page over and over again until your order arrives at your doorstep.
Your shipping costs too much!
Yes, shipping is expensive. However, we generally use USPS for shipping and they’re the cheapest around. Additionally, we have recently switched to flat rate first class mail shipping. International shipping is particularly expensive but there isn’t really anything we can do about that other than to tell you to move to America.
Can you lie on the customs form for my international order please?
No. We do not lie to customs authorities. Customs forms typically are filled out with the price you paid for your merchandise and a description of the contents such as, “$15.00, yellow cotton tshirt”. Depending on the laws in your country, you may have to pay a tax upon receipt of the merchandise. Customs forms merely describe the basics of the merchandise like the example above. We won’t write the word ‘dongs’ on the customs forms, don’t worry.
My order arrived, but the merchandise is wrong. I am so upset!
All orders are fulfilled by hand. Sometimes mistakes occur. If your merchandise is the wrong size or style, please email shirts @ lollershop.com and we will work with you to get the order filled correctly. Then we will find out who made the mistake, hunt them down and “re-educate” them.
I have an idea for a shirt design I’d like to see. Want to hear about it?
You should sell hoodies/girl shirts/hats/patches/fursuits/etc.
I wanted a certain size of a certain design and it is sold out! Help me!
We do very limited print runs of each size and design. If it is gone, it's gone. Sorry.
This is also a good time to point out that shirts sell out quickly and may never come back in stock. Due to this, we highly recommend that you purchase the item you want sooner rather than later to make sure you get what you want.
I took some awesome pictures of myself wearing a shirt from the ED shop. Where should I send them?
To the garbage :/
What sort of shirts are they?
For Gildan brand unisex and men’s shirts, here is some info:
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Seamless collar
- Fully double needle stitched
- 5.4-ounce 100% cotton
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
Check some of the shirts you have in your closet, they’re probably Gildan. They’re very nice, soft, high quality shirts.
For Gildan brand unisex and men’s Hooded Sweatshirts, here is some info:
*9.3 oz. Double-lined drawstring hood
*Rib cuffs with Lycra
*Kangaroo style pouch pocket
*Double-needle stitching throughout
Check some of the hoodies you have in your closet, they’re probably Gildan. They’re very nice, soft, high quality.
Sizing chart for hoodies is below
For American Apparel brand Girlie shirts, here is some info:
- 100% Fine Jersey cotton construction
- Exceptionally soft
- Durable rib neckband
For American Apparel brand Jackets, here is some info:
- 100% California Fleece cotton construction
- White contrast piping
- White Nylon zipper; zips to top of collar
- Raglan sleeves
- Kangaroo pocket
- Unisex size – women may prefer to order one size smaller
What exactly do these sizes mean?
The shirts and jackets are measured across the front only. This is the finished chest width of the shirt. If you need help figuring out the size, find a shirt you like that fits you well, lay it on the floor and measure it across the chest, just under the armpits. This is the “chest width” of the shirt.
See the size charts above for figuring out the right size for each type of shirt.
What forms of payment do you accept?
When you check out, you can choose to pay through paypal or pay with a Visa, Mastercard or American Express.
Oh my god, there is no way I am giving you my credit card information!
We understand your concern, but there is really nothing to worry about. We never see your credit card information, we only see your order and that your order is fully paid. Credit card processing is handled by a third party, very, very large merchant provider or paypal if you choose that option. Your payment information is fully encrypted and never shown to anyone. We also accept paypal if you’re more comfortable with that.
Your shirts are too expensive and I am poor. Will you send me a free one?
No. We are more poor than you, promise.